
Your website is probably broken, slow, overpriced, and making your competitors rich. And no one’s telling you the truth because they’re all cashing the check. I’m not here to sell you a package or book a strategy call, I’m here to roast the lazy, expose the broken, and show you exactly why your dealership’s digital presence is leaking money like a busted radiator.
If your site doesn’t load fast, isn’t trackable, isn’t converting, and doesn’t have fresh, optimized content, you’re already invisible. Every time you ignore these problems, Google takes your traffic, and I take away your green. (Yes, literally, we removed green from our logo to prove that point.) Dealers.WTF is here to document the wreckage and challenge dealers to do better, because the internet doesn’t owe you leads… it rewards effort.
PageSpeed, load times, and JavaScript disasters. If your homepage moves like molasses, Google bounces your traffic.
See Examples →Duplicate pages. No keywords. Lazy vendor blog posts. Google reads it and yawns. You're invisible.
Fix Your Copy →Broken tags. No conversions. CRM doesn’t match your GA4. You're flying blind — and billing it.
View the Damage →Stuffed footers. Weak links. No off-page plan. Your site is shouting into the void and wondering why nobody hears it.
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